hidden image

Bob’s Banter by Robert Clements The Governors and the King..!

Robert Clements Robert Clements
16 Jan 2023
Bob’s Banter by Robert Clements

King Charles! It seems a bit strange to call Charles the king of England, after getting used to addressing Britain’s constitutional monarch as ‘Her Majesty the Queen’, so King it is, and a constitutional monarch it is, and nothing's changed except a man replacing his mother as the ceremonial chief. But in another part of the world in one of England’s old colonies, there seems some confusion as the same constitutional heads of state governments have started getting squeamish about just being titular heads!

“Hi Governors!” Charles says as he meets these titular heads who have travelled across the seas to meet him, “You want me to play a bigger role than what my mom played?”

“Yes,” say all the governors, very respectfully, “We feel that just as we are telling our chief ministers to fall in place you also need to do the needful! Look at the upheaval we’ve caused in around three states in our country!”

“We were nobody!” said one of the governors, “We were given big palaces which you English left us with, and other than opening shops and museums we had no work at all, but now everybody is noticing us!”

“I stopped reading the full speech given to me,” another governor piped in, “and read only some parts!”

King Charles looked back to see if Camilla was joining him then whispered, “We also want to play a bigger role, then just speaking of whales and dolphins!”

“Then assert yourself!” said one of the governors, “Speak against your elected representatives!”

“You mean against Rishi?” whispered Charles.    

“Yes!” say something controversial, “Tell him you want to change the name from England to Angle Terre!”

“Angle Terre?” asked a flustered Charles.

“Yeah, I did it, your majesty,” said one of the governors, “Told the elected representatives to change the name of their state!”

“Why would you ever do that?” asked Charles.

“To keep myself in the news!” said the same man as the other governors chuckled.

“He, he, he! That's very funny,” said Charles, “But why do you want me to do what you chaps are doing down there? I’m quite happy, shooting ducks and otherwise trying to see my crown doesn’t fall off my head!”

“We thought, if all we constitutional heads started getting noticed, then people would forget about their elected representatives and look up to only us!” chorused all the governors together. “And you historically being the first constitutional head in the world could lead the way!”

“What about Camilla?” asked Charles, “Will she also play a part? I like to include her in all my roles!”

The governors looked at one another, shook their heads, then trooped out of Buckingham Palace, “We already have chief ministers wanting to share in governing our states, we can’t afford having our wives wanting to partner with us too!” they muttered as they walked out..!  

bobsbanter@gmail.com      

 

Recent Posts

Journalism is not glamour, wealth, or security—it is madness, duty, and passion. Reporters run into burning towers, face raging floods, or remain in war zones like Gaza, compelled to witness and recor
apicture A. J. Philip
01 Sep 2025
We don't need the Supreme Court to tell us how to help "strays" in our society. Our conscience should suffice. By all means, do look after stray dogs, but don't miss the wood for the trees. There is n
apicture Chhotebhai
01 Sep 2025
Abhishek Manu Singhvi told the Supreme Court that governors cannot act as "Super Chief Ministers." Their role is bound by ministerial advice, and meant only to facilitate lawmaking—never to stall demo
apicture Joseph Maliakan
01 Sep 2025
In a Goa overrun by tourism and eroding traditions, Maendra Alvares' Big Foot stands as a living chronicle of heritage. Blending art, history, faith, and ecology, his work embodies true 'Goaness'—a pa
apicture Pachu Menon
01 Sep 2025
Avay Shukla's biting satire exposes bulldozer justice, media capture, and the cult of the "Top Leader." With humour and history, he warns that democracy risks shrinking into spectacle, fear, and impun
apicture Thomas Menamparampil
01 Sep 2025
Soon, India will proudly tell the world: we are a land where education is irrelevant, but identity is everything. Where bridges may collapse, planes may crash, hospitals may kill, but don't worry—as l
apicture Robert Clements
01 Sep 2025
The Supreme Court's interim order on Bihar's voter deletions has restored some faith in democracy. The order purportedly safeguards the citizens' right to vote by mandating transparency, Aadhaar accep
apicture Joseph Maliakan
25 Aug 2025
Journalists who once shaped national narratives now face penury in retirement. Unlike politicians, judges, or bureaucrats, they are left abandoned, denied pensions, health care, or dignity. After a li
apicture A. J. Philip
25 Aug 2025
From battling caste oppression in the 1800s to shaping modern India's education system, Christian contributions have been monumental in transforming the society. Yet today, Christians face hostility a
apicture Jijo Thomas Placheril
25 Aug 2025
The BJP's harsher anti-conversion laws aim to push minorities toward second-class citizenship. Without credible evidence of "demographic change," these draconian measures reveal a deeper agenda: advan
apicture Jacob Peenikaparambil
25 Aug 2025